Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Christmas Has Nothing To Do With Christ



Christians who are hung up on Christmas, get over yourselves.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Two Imaginary Friends Console Each Other



Yes, Santa, I don't know why rational people don't believe in us.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Christmas Songs The Words Are Dodgy


I really like Christmas
It's sentimental I know
But I just really like it

I am hardly religious
I’d rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu
To be honest

And yes I have all of the usual objections to consumerism
The commercialisation of ancient religions
And the westernisation of a dead Palestinian
Press-ganged into selling Playstations and beer
But I still really like it

I'm looking forward to Christmas
Though I'm not expecting
A visit from Jesus

I'll be seeing my dad
My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum
They'll be drinking white wine in the sun
I'll be seeing my dad
My sisters and brother, my gran and my mum
They'll be drinking white wine in the sun

I don't go for ancient wisdom
I dont believe just cos ideas are tenacious
It means they are worthy

I'm ambivalent to churches
Some of the hymns that they sing have nice chords
Though the lyrics are dodgy

And yes I have all of the usual objections to miseducation
Of children forced into a cult institution and taught to externalise blame
And to feel ashamed and to judge things as plain right or wrong
But I quite like the songs

I really like London
Though Christmas is not quite as white as I’d hoped
It’s kind of European

I'm not expecting great presents
Ye olde combination of socks, jocks and chocolate
Is just fine by me

Cos I’ll be seeing my dad
My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum
They'll be drinking white wine in the sun
I'll be seeing my dad
My sisters and brother, my gran and my mum
They'll be drinking white wine in the sun

And you my baby girl
My jetlagged infant daughter
You'll be handed round the room
Like a puppy at a petting zoo

And you’re too young to know
But you will learn one day
That wherever you are and whatever you face
These are the people
Who'll make you feel safe in the world
My sweet blue-eyed girl

And if my baby girl
When you're twenty one or thirty one
And Christmas comes around
And you find yourself 9000 miles from home

You’ll know whatever comes
Your brothers and sisters and me and your mum.
Will be waiting for you in the sun

Girl when Christmas comes
Your brothers and sisters
Your aunts and your uncles
Your grandparents, cousins
And me and your mum.
Will be drinking white wine in the sun
Waiting for you in the sun
Drinking white wine in the sun
Waiting for you

I really like Christmas
It’s sentimental I know

White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin

Monday, December 19, 2011

Christian Fear For Public Schools - 1871


Christians, especially in America, have a very long history of being afraid. Fear of the dark and fear of each other. Religion shows it always will turn on itself if no other shiny objects are nearby.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

War On Christmas


What the Bible says about Christmas Trees

Jeremiah 10:1-4

Hear what the Lord says to you, O house of Israel.
This is what the Lord says:

Do not learn the ways of the nations
or be terrified by signs in the sky,
though the nations are terrified by them.

For the customs of the peoples are worthless;
they cut a tree out of the forest,
and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel.

They adorn it with silver and gold;
they fasten it with hammer and nails
so it will not totter.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Rest In Peace

Such a brilliant man. He will be sorely missed but his contribution to rational thought lives on.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Thursday, December 8, 2011

If I Were A Motorcycle There Would Be No Sin

You need to get past the first 25 seconds to hear a really cool song. I could find another straight copy. The song is by Serena Ryder born December 8, 1982. She has quite a soulful voice for a young person.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The Jesus Stag Night Club

Idiot Christians. I would never had heard of this song if they hadn't bitched. They don't learn. Well, you can't blame them since they are not fond of education, especially anything written after 2000 years ago.

ABC News
When you sing about Jesus getting drunk and passing out, you’re going to outrage a few people. Or a lot, if you’re Johnny Depp.

Depp and the band Babybird released a controversial new song in time for Christmas: “Jesus Stag Night Club.” In it, a Jim Morrison-sounding singer croons about a group of teenagers who hire a Jesus doppelganger to organize a bachelor party. By the end of the song, we learn that the doppelganger is actually the real deal and the son of God is absolutely blitzed and/or dead.
Key lyrics include: “Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady/ Bloody thorns round his ear like he was a crazy/ He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine/ Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine.”

And: “Saw a man lying on the floor beaten up/ He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow M coffee cup/ I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up/ But when I turned around I could see it was Jesus.”

Jesus’ fans are not happy. Focus on the Family condemned the song to the U.K. paper The Daily Star; the Christian Coalition said Depp and his band mates “will burn in hell for this filth.” Neither group responded to ABCNews.com’s requests for comment.

Nor did Depp’s publicist. To be fair, it might take a while to craft a response to the declaration that your client will burn in hell.


Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Minister by Floater


Good morning, children!
How nice to see you again.
I hope your ready for your lesson today.
To build your spirits will help:
We'll start erasing the self.
Suppress those tiny devils
boiling in your bone.

Your whole life,
You've been softly fading.
Once you were strong,
but now degrading,
and searching for a light to lead the way.

That's me...
I'm a holy spastic.
I'll make you feel
you're made of blood,
in a world that's plastic.

Take my hand,
'cause only I can show you the way...

And all the way

the sinister minister's grinning.
What have I got to offer?
What have you got to lose?
In your alcohol haze...
in the softest grace.
When you could be mine,
and even God needs lambs.
And I am the shepherd...

I am the shepherd.

I hate to see you cry.
And I hate to see you cry.
I hate to see you cry.

I hate it.

And what do you want to suffer?
What are you trying to prove?
In your sick little phase...
you got your hands up raised.
And you could be clean.
And you know I need lambs
and I am the shepherd...

you know I'm the shepard.

I hate to see you cry.
I hate to see you cry.
Bleach that soiled life
and take your place in line, yeah...

You know your whole life
you've been softly fading.
Once you were strong,
but now you're degrading
and searching for a little light to lead the way.

Well that's me.
I'm a holy spastic.
I'll make you feel
you're made of blood
in a world that is plastic.

Take my hand,
'cause only I can show you the way.

And now you know all the way...

that I will be grinning

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Women...Shut Up !!!!

The Bible tells me women should know their place.

1 Timothy 2:11-15

A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.
Eve isn't bright, eh. She was deceived. Oh poor little girl you need a big strong man to take care of you. You ain't as smart as we is. We knowingly do stupid sh*t. What a BS game the authors of the bible play.


Here is some more Bible-think

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Reasons Why People Cling To Religion

  • Christopher Hitchens says "As long as people are afraid of death, the dark and each other there will be religion"
  • It is the way you are brought up that keeps it going. Train a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it (Proverbs 22:6). It certainly is true in my family. My grandmother became an SDA and pretty much everyone got in line or got drunk or crazy. Why don't Christians pop up ex nihilo in countries where they are in a minority? Why didn't I just suddenly become Jainist without every having heard of it? This certainly makes you wonder about the existence of a god. Why don't we just believe immediately and in detail? Everyone is born an atheist. We have to be taught about the "existence" of Jesus, Moses and Paul. This is why education is very important. Scientist are overwhelming atheist compared to non-scientist.
  • Religion is a great way to control the crowds. "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Lucius Annaeus Seneca. It is not for nothing the Republicans (i.e. the rich's base) are all God & Country.
  • We are social creatures. Some people like to flock together with others and you can tell because they have lots of church socials and whatnot.
  • Religion is the opium of the masses - Karl Marx. Not in that in dulls their response to life, but it associates real suffering in life to religious suffering. It muddies the water. I now would associate any pain in life to a cosmic struggle of good & evil, where Jesus is battling for me and Satan is trying to drag me to hell. My ego takes on grandiosity. When all I really need to do is just accept this simple pain as it is.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Religion And Women - Still today?



Some say the Bible and monotheist religions honor women. But then again they say God is good. Hard to be believe in this day and age in Israel, the orthodox don't want women to speak, sing or even be seen. It is hard to believe that women want anything to do with the these religions. They must be terrified and for some not even know it. Note the stamp added to the picture by the vandals showing a symbol of a woman with a circle cross through on her and frankly covering her pelvis. Got misogyny?

From the Guardian:

Jerusalem's secular mayor, Nir Barkat, has pitted himself against the city's swelling ranks of ultra-orthodox extremists by demanding that local police enable women to reclaim their position in the public domain.

Over recent months, women's faces have disappeared from billboards across the city amid mounting pressure applied by the powerful ultra-orthodox lobby, who find the female image offensive.

Several advertisers have erased female models from their posters in Jerusalem. Elsewhere in Israel, the winter campaign of Israeli clothing brand Honigman features a model cosily dressed in winter knits. In the capital, the woman's head has been removed from the image, leaving just her arm and a handbag.

Companies that do not fall in line with the standards of the extreme ultra-orthodox have frequently fallen victim to direct action. Across Jerusalem, female figures have been blacked out of billboards with spray-paint, or vandalised with graffiti branding the image "illegal". Other posters are simply torn down.

On Sunday, Barkat wrote a letter to district police commander Niso Shaham in which he said: "We must make sure that those who want to advertise [with] women's images in the city can do so without fear of vandalism and defacement of billboards or buses showing women."

Police have confirmed an increase in vandalism on the borders of Jerusalem's closed ultra-orthodox neighbourhoods. Spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said police would be stepping up patrols to prevent further acts of hooliganism and ensure it is investigated.

Rosenfeld added that despite being pelted with stones, police officers made several arrests in the orthodox Meah Shearim neighbourhood last week.

But activists claim the battle over Jerusalem's billboards is only one manifestation of an alarming trend towards gender segregation across Israel driven by the religious right.

Activist Hila Benyovich-Hoffman was spurred to take action by reports that nine male cadets in the Israeli Defence Force had walked out of an army event in September because women were singing. Four were expelled from an officer's training course for refusing to apologise.

"This was the final straw for me, that these cadets could humiliate female soldiers because some rabbi has told them that a woman's voice is indecent. The army used to be a source of pride because women served alongside men as equals. But more and more, rabbis are influencing army behaviour," Benyovich-Hoffman said.

She organised a series of demonstrations last Friday in which hundreds of women gathered for "singalongs" in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Haifa and Beersheva to demand their right to a public presence. She says much more needs to be done.

It is not just secular Israelis that have been moved to protest. Members of the Haredi ultra-orthodox community themselves are reporting a rise in assaults on women. One orthodox website reported this week that three orthodox girls had been physically attacked in Jerusalem for dressing immodestly.

The Israeli Religious Action Centre (IRAC) was founded more than a decade ago to take on the fight against gender segregation, which is illegal in Israel. They receive around four calls a day from mostly orthodox Jewish women complaining of segregation in medical centres, on pavements, in post offices, graveyards and, most often, on buses. The centre estimates that daily, between 500 and 600 bus journeys in Israel are segregated.

"I feel like a fire fighter – this issue spreads and spirals like a fire," saids the IRAC's director Anat Hofman. "But the fact that our case load is increasing is a good thing – it means more people are sensitive to the problem and are prepared to stand up against it."

Jerusalem's deputy mayor, Naomi Tsur, admits the situation is "deplorable" but also says that women's rights have never had a better chance of flourishing in Jerusalem. For decades until November 2008, under the leadership of an orthodox mayor, billboards featuring women simply weren't allowed in the city.

Tsur said: "We are talking about a very extreme group of people who don't recognise the authority of the city, the police, the government or the high court. It is critically important that we don't let this minority dominate."

Guardian Article

Monday, November 28, 2011

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Atheist vs Fox News Christians



David Silverman of American Atheist nails these guys.
Hands that help are better than lips that pray.

The woman's says Ewww to his atheist dialog. She also says "God didn't create the hurricane so how could he stop it". Huh?

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

If Watches Came From Sundials Why Are There Still Sundials



What is the name of the individual that created the watch?
What is the name of the individual that created the sundial?
If you don't know that how could you know the name of the specific creator?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

How Do People Get Sucked Into Believing

Do you find you when you watch a movie you identify with the winning side and so want to see the bad guys get theirs? I do this all the time.

In Terminator 1 I didn't want Arnold as the terminator to win, but Sarah Connor because she was on the winning side and the underdog. I could see that right off. With Terminator 2 I wanted Arnold to win because now he had become the underdog good guy.

In the Bible you see this same conflict of good versus evil and who wouldn't want the good guys to win and be also one of the good guys. The Bible is extremely black and white and shows story after story you win if you are on God's team. As in the Terminator the bad guys can turn and be good after a bit of reprogramming.

The stories of the Old Testament are just that. You can be a bad guy but if you get reprogrammed you can become the underdog good guy. So many underdogs in the Bible including the all powerful, all knowing Jesus, quite the mix eh? Powerful like a terminator. The New Testament is like Terminator II.

The northern kingdom Israel didn't worship Jehovah exclusively and as bad guys they were captured by Assyria and taken there. The southern kingdom mostly worshiped God exclusively. Hezekiah was the shining example, the good guy's guy. But ultimately they became bad guys and the Babylonians captured them and took them to Babylon. But then in exile they became the good guys again and yeah!, they won. If you worship God exclusively you win, otherwise you lose and all this happens in the final minutes of the movie of life, well for us death because bible stories just don't happen anymore. So odd when we could now record it all.

I find mostly when I read the Bible, let's now call it a obvious piece of literature, even now I root for the obvious good guys. The myths were built up to make you want to be one of the good guys. If you read it with a skeptics mind you quickly see there really isn't any good guys, they are killing, raping, robbing just like the bad guys. AND THE THINGS ALL CHRISTIANS MISS is Jehovah-Jesus is just like the bad guys, no different. You might call them even human like (snicker)

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Gays Created By The Devil

Gays created by the Devil says US Catholic Church Policy Advisor
From Irish Central.

This week The Boston Pilot, the nations oldest Catholic newspaper, published a column by a senior official suggesting the devil probably makes people gay.

In the column Daniel Avila, who is a Massachussetts attorney and (take a breath here) Policy Advisor for Marriage and Family of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops' Subcommittee for the Promotion and Defense of Marriage, bluntly says that 'the scientific evidence of how same-sex attraction most likely may be created provides a credible basis for a spiritual explanation that indicts the devil.'

So if you're gay the phrase the devil made you do it has a whole new meaning this week. We are all made in God's image (except for the gays, obviously).

Elucidating, Avila described homosexuality as a 'natural disaster' caused by Satan invading the wombs of mothers of LGBT children.

It happens all the time apparently.

In case you missed his point, or the implications, Avila spells it out for you: '…whenever natural causes disturb otherwise typical biological development, leading to the personally unchosen beginnings of same-sex attraction, the ultimate responsibility, on a theological level, is and should be imputed to the evil one, not God.'

God would never make anyone gay because if He did then the persecution of gay people (whom God created gay, after all) would be a sin. We simply can't have that. So gay people are the devil's work and you are free to oppress them in any and every way you can.

But telling a mother that the Devil entered her womb and made her child gay is new, even by Catholic standards. Until now we've just had to endure the idiotic sophistry that asked us to love the sinner but hate the sin (that pretzel theology that seeks to oppress whilst appearing compassionate).

But this week Avila, who calls himself 'the bishops' marriage guy,' has shown us the true face of the USCCB, who have refused to condemn his words. This is the man Americas Catholic bishops look to for advice about the LGBT community. He sounds deranged.

Avila's article caused a firestorm and it was eventually pulled with an apology from its publisher, The Boston Pilot. But you have to acknowledge that same source published it without objection in the first place.

Sometimes the mask slips and you get to see what those in positions of real authority actually think about gay people. This week that happened and the silence is deafening.



Irish Central - Gays create by Devil

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Late Night With Jeebus



Wouldn't this be great if we had a show called America's Funny Home Jeebus Videos? This is close enough.

Monday, October 31, 2011

When I Became A Weird Fundamentalist



Happy Halloween - they ain't any more real than Jesus.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Bible Biology - It's In The Water

Genesis 30:37-39
Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted.


How has science not discovered this brilliant way to affect genetics? Mendel move over.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Jesus Rapper Aviad Cohen - Fire Starter



copyright Hebrew Homies by 50 Shekel

A hilarious interview or infomercial for 50 shekel is
Sid Roth's It's Supernatural Show.
The first 5 minutes are great. "That is what we are supposed to 'jew'".
First I was like this is a spoof LOL and then I was oh, its not. ROTFLOL

At 19 minutes in, Frustrated with his Jewish religious teachers, Aviad gets Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ video. He describes getting it like buying a porno. Once home he puts it in machine and settles into a very comfy chair. Once at the end of the movie he gets all choked up because they crucified his Yeshua, "the only one we will ever have" (like he is talking about his mama"). The next morning he relates to his alarm as a miracle of god because of its reception. Funny how he goes public with Jesus. Also he tells you how to save money with Jesus. Good stuff.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Valentina And 97 Keys


Valentina Lisitsa pays this Liszt piece written for a piano with 97 keys instead of the normal 88 keys. All 97 keys are played! A whole octave on the low range. She is a wonderful pianist who I still hope some day to see in concert.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Atheists Donation Rejected By American Cancer Society

The American Cancer Society (ACS) recently turned down a donation from the Foundation Beyond Belief (FBB), an organization that supports atheist causes, even though the Foundation had offered to sponsor up to 100 teams for the ACS’s Relay For Life fundraiser. Tod Stiefel, who was organizing the effort, had offered to match any proceeds up to $250,000. At first, ACS seemed to welcome the pledge but then they reversed themselves, saying that they only allowed “national teams” (which receive high-profile exposure at the events) from corporations and not nonprofits.

ACS updated members with this statement… “It’s clear that the American Cancer Society and Foundation Beyond Belief share a passion for saving lives,” the update said. “We welcome FBB’s participation at our local Relay For Life events and we have not turned down their donations. We have shared this information with FBB and hope they know we welcome their ongoing support and involvement.” The statement neatly sidesteps the issue of ACS providing profile to FBB of course.

Seminary professor Brandon Withrow writes for the Huffington Post, “The last time I checked, atheists are human beings plagued with all the same ills of humanity; cancer is no respecter of persons. And while most people would likely understand not taking money from recognized criminal and terrorist organizations, this situation does not apply. So is ACS essentially slapping the hand of the Good Samaritan because he is not a believer? A half-million dollars can go a long way for cancer research and why the ACS would turn this down is (wait for it) beyond belief.”—Ruth McCambridge

Non Profit Quarterly

Saturday, October 22, 2011

God Of The Week - Enki (start of week)

A few weeks back a friend invited me to a ride on Skyline Drive. We settled on this past Thursday. The weather was quite dicey, in fact on Wednesday we got lots of rain. Riding is for fun. If you get caught in the rain that is one thing but if you start out in the rain it's a real drag.

Anyway Thursday morning weathermen were showing 30% chance of rain. It was cold and blustery. Going up on Skyline you can expect it to be 20 degrees colder. Wet and Cold ain't my thing.

So, I headed out to met him at the southern end of Skyline. Working my way the thought hit me, maybe I should pick a god of the week and pray to it to see if anything happens. As you know Jehovah is a jealous god and gets very pissed if you worship any other god. So I thought I would make a test and keep it clean so I don't get killed by a lightening bolt or something.

Recently I have been reading Sumerian text. This scripture predates the Bible and surely inspired the writers of the Bible directly and indirectly. One god who appeals to me is Enki. In the Sumerian story of the flood, Enki was the god who saves mankind after the flood. That seems way cooler than Jehovah who used the flood to kill mankind. And a god who is looking out for me is someone I can put my trust in.

Anyway I prayed to Enki and found comfort in it. I thanked him for my day and and my righteous Ducati and the opportunity to ride it this day.

I started to get nervous as I progressed. I had just looked at my maps at home but didn't bring them with me. I started to worry that I had missed my turn and now would be hopelessly lost messing up the timing of our ride together. So I prayed to Enki and said please help me find my way and not get lost at all. Now I thought I should address Jehovah, but you know the guy is a pisser so like an evil genie you must be careful with your request. I prayed to Jehovah that I would get very lost and even requested with a smile I would even wind up in Alabama. I figured that wouldn't be too bad and make a great story. It certainly would be warmer and I hopefully would still be alive. So I continued on for miles and miles really thinking I had messed up, still imploring both gods, respectively. Then on the horizon there it was my turn. Enki had come through for me and either Jehovah was snoozing or he isn't as jealous as Moses thought.

As I approached the southern end of Skyline I saw my friend waiting for me and I thanked Enki for this. I asked my friend how long he had waited because I was running late. He said only 10 minutes. That made me happy that I had been so blessed by Enki.

I prayed to Enki for a safe ride and that we would not hit any critters. I decided I didn't want to talk to Jehovah about this and you can figure out why. I would just rely on Enki.

Also I did pray to Enki that it would not rain on us. I did pray to Jehovah that we would get a pouring rain, you know, really messing up the trip, as is his wont. Since Jehovah was the flood maker and Enki was the one who helped mankind afterwards it seemed like a pretty good request. All through the 3 hour ride I kept up these dual prayers.
It periodically would threaten rain, but at most there was a tiny spit that both my friend and I asked each do you see that? But you can tell from the pictures that it was a pleasant trip. Thank you Lord Enki.



Praise be to Enki, the much-praised lord who controls all the arts and crafts, who takes decisions!
- Sumerian scripture


On Friday I prayed to Enki asking for a safe drive back and forth to work. And it came to pass.

My plan is to continue to pray to Enki for a week and then look for another god in some subsequent week.

Who is your favorite god?

Friday, October 21, 2011

End Of The World - Harold Camping - Well ?

So far nothing.

I went to the Family Radio website and found an audio done by Harold Camping a few weeks back. If you listen to it you see if you think like I do he is on his meds. He now says he thinks it is Oct 21, 2011, but God is no respecter of persons. He does change his story. It will be quiet this time. So, it is not falsifiable. The only thing he gets excited about is saying THE ELECT WILL BE SAVED. Duh!!! Isn't that what this solipsism is all about?

Family Radio Website

A Man Named Jesus



Normal Bob Smith Ministries

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Wake Up Jesus Its Time


Click on picture for clearer view

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Brainwashed Christians


Was in a Christian store and I bought this t-shirt to wear to my next atheist event. The owner I believe was a tad suspicious of me. He said, "Oh, brainwashed. hmmm....". I wonder how many they have sold but it says it all. Nasty brain, nasty brain, I will wash out your thoughts with soap if you think anything else.

Here is another one. Giving credit where credit isn't due. The periodic chart was created by Mendeleev. That Jesus always taking credit.


Friday, October 14, 2011

That Earl Had To Die

Natalie Louise Maines Pasdar (born October 14, 1974) is an American singer-songwriter who achieved success as the lead vocalist for the female alternative country band, the Dixie Chicks. Born in Lubbock, Texas, Maines considers herself a rebel who "loved not thinking in the way I knew the majority of people thought."

Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Religious Are Atheist

Why do Christians put a seat belt on?
There are no Christians on an operating table.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

My Hair Like Jesus Wore It

This is the original version which was made popular by the Cowsills. I like this version better.





Darling

Gimme head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama, everywhere daddy, daddy

Hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it my hair

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas and a hive for bees
And a nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my

Hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it my hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined, biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it my hair

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it my hair

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it my hair


Then there is Gaga original hair.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Christian Fiction #1 Seller



The Bible is the #1 seller for Christian Fiction.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Paying The Church Keeps You In Heaven



Creflo Dollars is his stage name. He called himself that to "CREate a FLOw of DOLLARS". It is a millionaire times over and people continue to follow him. It is amazing the things you can do with god on your side. Yesterdays post showed religious nuts won't take 20 bucks, but this shows they will certainly give it and more. All in the name of imaginary sky daddy.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

What Happens After Death



Rabbi/Atheist Debate on Jewish TV Network

Whizin Center for Continuine Education program presents leading advocates for atheism, Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris square off against Newsweek top rabbis, David Wolpe and Bradley Artson Shavit to determine what may or may not happen in the hereafter.

Entertaining if you have the time. Hitchens is delightful as always. One rabbi doesn't believe in an afterlife while the other does. It is noted near the end that most Jews are atheist, which Hitchens retorts "It is most comforting to know that the first monotheistic religion is the first to abandon it".

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Friday, September 23, 2011

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Bible Limited World View




The above pictures are from an interesting Bible related website about Bible Geography. On the website you can click on the hot spots to find that location's bible verse(s). But what I am struck with is how limit the world view is. The fortunate thing for Israel was that it was the crossroads of great empires, but even so they remained small minded and local. Unfortunately great empires bought their crap instead of the other way around and this is a large factor in the lack of understanding and peace in the world. Religion kills.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Till Alzheimer's Do Us Part



Pat Robertson Official Video On This Topic

Faith Healing Kills Again




Wednesday morning marked the beginning of the trial of Shannon and Dale Hickman, who are charged with second-degree manslaughter in the September 2009 death of their newborn son. David Hickman died less than nine hours after being born, of staph pneumonia, pulmonary immaturity, and chorioamnionitis, which affects fetal membranes through a bacterial infection.

The Hickmans belong to the Followers of Christ Church, an Oregon City congregation that believes in faith-healing over medical care. The church has a long history in Oregon of child deaths involving treatable illnesses, which has led to multiple legislative changes eliminating faith-healing as a defense against criminal charges.

In less than three years, four couples, including the Hickmans, have gone to trial for failing to provide adequate medical care to their children. Three of those cases have involved deaths.

Relatives and Origins of Homo Sapiens

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Jesus-Dress-Up The Fun Game


Here is some fun kids. You can dress up Jesus on the cross. Hide his naked holiness the fun way. Along the left side there are a bunch of optional clothing. Star Wars, Halloween, Christmas, Lady Gaga, etc. Fun for lots of minutes.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Atheist? Which Came First The Chicken Or The Egg?

A muslim yokel thinks he stumped Atheist by posing the question, which came first the chicken or the egg. AtheistExplains give an excellent reply.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Cruel Irony



A Muslim is trying to pray and these god-fearing, Jesus-loving christians are mocking him by putting a coffee cup in front of him where he will bow and throwing coins at his place of worship. The idiot at the end say that Islam is bad because they will kill someone who doesn't believe the way they do. FACE PALM. He doesn't know his christian history. On one level I think this is almost funny. A fairy tale belief mocking a fairy tale belief like two children yelling at each other because one believes in the tooth fairy as real and the other believes santa clause is real. But on another level it just seems ironically cruel.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Dear God


Dear God,
hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

Dear God,
sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

Dear God,
don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you....

Saturday, September 3, 2011

A Christian Prayer For His Enemies

Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.

Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you!
(Psalm 135:8-9)

Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity!
(Psalm 137:8-9)

Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth!
(Psalm 3:7)

Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible!
(Psalm 55:15)

Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca!
(Psalm 110:6)

Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Jesus With Tats - Christians flipping out




Stephen Sawyer dedicates this painting, "No Appointment Necessary," to "those children of God who do not appear to 'fit in.'"










Christ With a Tattoo


Comment on Christian Post
Jesus wore a tattoo? Then Jesus broke the Law. Then Jesus was a sinner. Then His death means nothing. We are all condemned. Just so Jesus can be cool.