Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, January 23, 2017

Christianity And Everyone Is A Hammer

How does Christianity really take itself seriously with dumb stuff like this?

Monday, November 7, 2016

God Creates Universe

Well to be fair thousands of years ago humans had no idea the earth was not the center of the universe. It was not until the 1920's that humans learned what a galaxy is. We are simply an extremely remote rebel outpost. Again, the Bible is clearly not a science book.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Alex, Quotes for $1000 please

Alex Trebek: "Everybody else is wrong and I am the only one who is right."

Contestant: "What do fundamentalists and alcoholics say?"

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

What Me Worry Part 1

The great philosopher Alfred E. Neumann stated this brilliant proposition in the upside down year 1961. What Me, Worry?

It sums up how best to live and enjoy your life

There are two thing to worry about:

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick there are two things to worry about:

Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well there is nothing to worry about.

If you die there is only two thing to worry about:

Either you go to heaven or hell.

If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell you will be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Oh Lord, We All Are So Impressed Down Here

Monty Python - The Meaning Of Life. Haven't seen it? Get to it ASAP.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Cracks Me Up


Makes me laugh and I don't know why.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Saturday, September 29, 2012