How does Christianity really take itself seriously with dumb stuff like this?
God is all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, all-wise, but he NEEDS money - George Carlin
The evidence for God is only the shadow cast by those who must believe in magic and want to control others He sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself then burned nearly all of those he did it for. Imagine No Religion
Contestant: "What do fundamentalists and alcoholics say?"
It sums up how best to live and enjoy your life
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well there is nothing to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well there is nothing to worry about.
Either you go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell you will be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry.
Monty Python - The Meaning Of Life. Haven't seen it? Get to it ASAP.