Sunday, February 26, 2012

My Big Toe Is Sinless

Stay til the end for a funny skit. Starts at 4:50. Cracked me up.

Monday, February 20, 2012

God - "The Shit I Get Away With - LOL"

God always gets a pass no matter how idiot is Word is or his behavior.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Atheist Aren't Pussies

Stripping away the internet and talking face to face changes things.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Mexico's Grand Warlock Makes 2012 Predictions

1. Obama will lose.
2. Hugo Chavez will not recover from cancer
3. Enrico Nieto will be Mexico's next president

He says these are not written in stone and can be changed with magic potions, prayers, positive thinking. Interesting Christians don't put in such a disclaimer on their predictions, but then they have the Bible to live up to.

Deu 18:21-22
You may say to yourselves, “How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?” If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Something God Cannot Do In Battle

Judges 1:19 - God's kryptonite - Iron
So build yourself a iron bunker and he cannot harm you.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Praying Is A SINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Be Prepared to turn down the volume, but stick to the end for a good laugh.