How does this sleezy guy sleep at night? He gets super creepy at the end of the video about a little girl he is particularly fond of - the heart wants what the heart wants.
Showing posts with label prosperity gospel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prosperity gospel. Show all posts
Friday, March 3, 2017
Monday, April 7, 2014
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Friday, September 28, 2012
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Friday, January 20, 2012
God Uses Thunder To Speak To Jim Bakker
How do they know it is Jehovah speaking and not Thor?
The look on Jim Bakker's face at the 2nd thunder is "mmmm...can make some money off this one".
How does he know the thunder is God's grief and not that it time for his lunch?
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Thank You Dr. Laura
Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor to the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is on her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor to the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is on her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
You can double click on this for readability.
Dr. Laura before (and this is mild).
Dr. Laura after
Apparently always selling something.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Late Night With Jeebus
Wouldn't this be great if we had a show called America's Funny Home Jeebus Videos? This is close enough.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Paying The Church Keeps You In Heaven
Creflo Dollars is his stage name. He called himself that to "CREate a FLOw of DOLLARS". It is a millionaire times over and people continue to follow him. It is amazing the things you can do with god on your side. Yesterdays post showed religious nuts won't take 20 bucks, but this shows they will certainly give it and more. All in the name of imaginary sky daddy.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Saturday, November 13, 2010
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