Jesus 101: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

The book of Genesis proves evolution is true because there are no talking snakes today.

Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions – Blaise Pascal (as in Pascal's wager)

Fundamentalist's contradiction regarding atheism
They say "Freedom of religion is not freedom from religion" to an atheist and in the next breath they say "Atheism is a religion".

Christian: 'What will you do after you die and meet God?'
Atheist: 'It depends how sincerely he apologises'

The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. –Ferdinand Magellan

And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence. - Bertrand Russell

Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own? - Robert G. Ingersoll

If all the atheist left the USA, it would lose 93% of the National Academy of Sciences but less than 1% of the prison population.

If there are no Atheists in foxholes, then without religion, war is impossible.

There are no theist on operating tables.

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences. - Robert Ingersoll

Science adjusts its view on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be perserved - Tim Mitchin

One of the most repugnant ideas ever to occur to a human mind: "Without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness" (Hebrews 9:22). - Richard Dawkins

"Only the very ignorant are perfectly satisfied that they know. To the common man the great problems are easy. He has no trouble in accounting for the universe. He can tell you the origin and destiny of man and the why and wherefore of things." - Robert Green Ingersoll

"Sometimes you have to worship the god you have, not the one you want." - Donald Rumseld

"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli

"Morality is doing what is right, regardless what we are told.
Religious dogma is doing what we are told, no matter what is right."

"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell

"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear. - Thomas Jefferson

…the number, the industry, and the morality of the priesthood, and the devotion of the people, have been manifestly increased by the total separation of the church from the State - James Madison

Every new and successful example, therefore, of a perfect separation between the ecclesiastical and civil matters, is of importance; and I have no doubt that every new example will succeed, as every past one has done, in showing that religion and Government will both exist in greater purity the less they are mixed together - James Madison

Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private schools, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and the state forever separated. - Ulysses S. Grant

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." - Marcus Aurelius

"Name me one good thing or deed done or said by a believer that a non-believer couldn't do. " - Christopher Hitchens.

"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived" - Isaac Asimov

"When I think of all the harm [the bible] has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it." - Oscar Wilde

"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings. . . . I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own." - Albert Einstein

"There is another form of temptation, even more fraught with danger. This is the disease of curiosity. It is this which drives us to try and discover the secrets of nature, those secrets which are beyond our understanding, which can avail us nothing and which man should not wish to learn" - St Augustine

"Reason should be destroyed in all Christians" “Whoever wants to be a Christian should tear the eyes out of his Reason” "The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes"
- Martin Luther, christian reformationist

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful - Seneca

The nearer the Church the further from God - Bishop Lancelot Andrewes

Religion - There's nothing sadder than living for your death.

Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter And Those Who Matter Don't Mind - Dr. Suess

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

The only proof for a god that exists is the shadow men with a desire for it cast.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge the He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it. - Stephen Colbert

The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan

Oh, I don't need to be born-again. I got it right the first time.

Hospital notice: What doesn't kill you makes you a repeat customer.

There are at least 2000 different religions in the world. Variously they worship cows, rats, monkeys or a big rock. Can I worship a monkey on a rock rather than a man on a stick?

Euthyphro Dilemma - Are the pious loved by god because they are pious, or are they pious because they are loved by god? Is what is morally good commanded by god because it is morally good, or is it morally good because it is commanded by god? (Socrates) -  if god decides what kinds of traits will be considered “good,” then goodness itself appears arbitrary; otherwise, if goodness is not arbitrary but objective, then it appears that the “true” standard of righteousness would supersede god’s own authority.

Louis Cypher RRS - Christianity remains a disgusting perversion of the human psyche, a vile middle eastern blood cult born of human sacrifice with sacraments of vampirism and cannibalism and whose highest icon is the image of a near naked man hanging in torment from a device of torture. Christianity replaces human ethics and morality with the absurd concept that wrong doing, guilt and the common faults all people share can be transferred like loose change to a third party, the reanimated corpse of the faux sacrifice, and that entry to the cosmic amusement park can be gained and damnation to an eternal torture chamber avoided by the expedient of planting ones lips on the celestial buttocks, often, and with gusto, (optional ball squeeze depending on denomination). The aforementioned ass kissing supplants the need to actually be a good human being, as the book assures us is impossible at any rate. This vapid superstition writ large has as it's endgame the horrible death of 3/4 of the human race followed by the pitiful remnants crawling from the rubble only to be ruled over by an undead Hebrew revanant, the remains of that long ago 'sacrifice'.