I submit for your approval this quote from the great mind of Alfred E. Newman
There are only two things in life to worry about: whether you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there's nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are to things to worry about: whether you get better or die.
If you get better, there's nothing to worry about.
If you die, there's two things to worry about: whether you go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, you'll be so busy saying hello to your friends that you won't have time to worry.
How cool would it be to meet Mark Twain and John Lennon?
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