Monday, June 21, 2010

Big Butter Jesus To Be Rebuilt

The Big Butter Jesus, aka the Touchdown Jesus will be rebuilt. Oh Zeus - get your next lightning bolt ready buddy.

Why can't Jesus just zap his statue back in place? Well, Monroe, Ohio start emptying out your pockets, Papa Preacher needs a brand new big butter Jesus. You can pay your tithes online at iTithe Online. Attendance is not required - Just send money. It safe, secure and confidential.

The website says this about the Babble:
The Bible is the mind of Christ and is the inspired, the only infallible and authoritative Word of God. It’s the guide and final authority in matters of faith and day-to-day life.

Apparently Jesus didn't mean the 2nd commandment. Exodus 20:4
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth

The church is called the Solid Rock Church. They built it on stone but forgot about lightning. Wonder how much this graven image cost. It took 8000 man hours to build and weighed 16,000 pounds. Doesn't sound cheap at all.

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