Monday, August 29, 2011

Bible Science - The Earth Gets Frustrated

Appears science is mistaken about the recent earthquake in Virginia. Thank the Lard we have the Jacobs to explain this to us.

The earth will respond to the actions of men. So keep it in your pants boys.

God doesn't want to punish us. He doesn't like it anymore than we do.

Romans 8:22
We know that the whole creation has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth right up to the present time.

Isaiah 24:17-21
Terror and pit and snare await you, O people of the earth.
Whoever flees at the sound of terror will fall into a pit;
whoever climbs out of the pit will be caught in a snare.
The floodgates of the heavens are opened, the foundations of the earth shake.
The earth is broken up, the earth is split asunder, the earth is thoroughly shaken.
The earth reels like a drunkard, it sways like a hut in the wind;
so heavy upon it is the guilt of its rebellion that it falls—never to rise again.
In that day the LORD will punish the powers in the heavens above and the kings on the earth below.

So let me get this straight if I have a lustful thought somewhere a teutonic plate will suddenly shift.... That seems a testable theory.

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