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Santorum
The Science and Evolution movement have had too much say in public schools for too long. It's time to introduce discussion of creation theories along side them and let the students decide for themselves!
Muslim
We agree finally we can teach creation based on the word of the prophet Muhammad and of Allah!
Hindu
We can also finally teach students about reincarnation and Vishnu!
Wiccam
But you're not all based in the U.S.! We should tach evolution but explain how magic is universally involved!
Judaism
If you're gonna teach Genesis in public school, you must also teach book of the law.
Santorum
Yeah, no, weh have no plans to include your fake religious theories. We're a christian nation. There's no room for your beliefs here!
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