Thursday, July 28, 2011

Best Prayer Ever

Nascar July 23, 2011 invocation prayer by Pastor Joe Nelms

Lisa Helms - Am sure she was thrilled to be apart of this public prayer. If the Oscars are any indication, he just have screwed up with her and he was hoping this would make her happy with him again. Guys can be so dopey some times.

Doesn't this prayer really show how real these guys think this shit is? It is such a goof. He forgot to thank god for fast food which I would say he enjoys.

My hot wife and I were at a restaurant this past weekend. A middle age man was there with his pre-teen daughter where he was corrupting her in the ways of the magical sky daddy. When their food came he bowed his head, she followed. He prayed loud enough for us to hear. He quickly got over the thanks for the food part and then went into the longest plead for him & his to be blest. He even asked for his business to be blest. I am sure Jeebus was getting it all down quickly and was gonna get right on it. Never mind young children who were dying from starvation and malaria at the same time.

Matthew 6:5
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.

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