Thursday, April 21, 2011

Christianity Defined



Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

5 comments:

  1. PZ NEEDS HIS MEDS

    MINDPHOQUE

    clubconspiracy.com/forum/f29/my-special-poem-randis-head-13401.html

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  2. Who are you...Christianity...its a good thing...what has Christianity done to you?

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  3. may god have mercy on you

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  4. It destroys marriages for one. It allows for horrible deeds under the cloak of religion. The news barely covers their criminal activity. Tip of the iceberg and you know it is true.

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