Saturday, July 30, 2011

If I Could Make A Deal With God

Kate Bush (born Catherine Bush; 30 July 1958) is an English singer-songwriter, musician and record producer. Her eclectic musical style and idiosyncratic vocal style have made her one of the United Kingdom's most successful solo female performers of the past 30 years.

She is one of my all time favorite composer/singers. Incredibly creative.

Friday, July 29, 2011

52% Approval Rating For God

The Public Policy Polling company asked a few god related questions in recent poll.

Q7 If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its performance?
Approve .......................................................... 52%

Disapprove...................................................... 9%

Not sure .......................................................... 40%

Q8 If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its handling of natural disasters?
Approve .......................................................... 50%

Disapprove...................................................... 13%

Not sure .......................................................... 37%

Q9 If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its handling of animals?
Approve .......................................................... 56%

Disapprove...................................................... 11%

Not sure .......................................................... 33%

Q10 If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its handling of creating the universe?
Approve .......................................................... 71%

Disapprove...................................................... 5%

Not sure .......................................................... 24%

Look at all them cowards who are not sure. The religious nuts certainly have put the fear of the big imaginary sky daddy into people. All you have to do is believe to avoid frying for all eternity. How crazy is that? Just some silly consent is all that is required, nothing else. This god certainly has some big and odd ego.

Another odd thing is more women give god a favorable vote than men. How does that misogynous god do it?

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Best Prayer Ever

Nascar July 23, 2011 invocation prayer by Pastor Joe Nelms

Lisa Helms - Am sure she was thrilled to be apart of this public prayer. If the Oscars are any indication, he just have screwed up with her and he was hoping this would make her happy with him again. Guys can be so dopey some times.

Doesn't this prayer really show how real these guys think this shit is? It is such a goof. He forgot to thank god for fast food which I would say he enjoys.


My hot wife and I were at a restaurant this past weekend. A middle age man was there with his pre-teen daughter where he was corrupting her in the ways of the magical sky daddy. When their food came he bowed his head, she followed. He prayed loud enough for us to hear. He quickly got over the thanks for the food part and then went into the longest plead for him & his to be blest. He even asked for his business to be blest. I am sure Jeebus was getting it all down quickly and was gonna get right on it. Never mind young children who were dying from starvation and malaria at the same time.

Matthew 6:5
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.






Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Christians Love Not To Know


The last guy nails it. Arguments from ignorance is the best evidence for a god and I would say Christians crave ignorance. The less you know the easier it is to believe. They love not to know to allude to a great Chris Rock bit. Irreducible Complexity. Tide goes in, tide goes out, never a miscommunication - You can't explain that. To Christians the brain is like the appendix. It has no apparent use and when it flares up it is best to get it removed as soon as possible, everlasting life is as stake.


Is it just me or doesn't the guy on the receipt look more like Mohammed?

How delighted they are that they had an "unexplainable" miracle happen. Aren't they special? The power of God is strong at Walmart. The guy claims he wants to know how it happened, but I am sure he is confident no one will step up to investigate because well what would be the point? He would deny whatever was found.

Ignorance is bliss. They have made up their mind, they don't want to be confused with the facts.


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Fairy Tale Creatures In the Bible







Fire breathing dragon, a leviathan - Job 41; Is 14:29









Unicorns - Isaiah 34:7, Ps 22:21, Deu 33:17, Ps 78:69, Ps 29:6




















Talking Donkey - Numbers 22






Talking Snake - Genesis 3


Monday, July 18, 2011

Create Earth ....



Wonder why the Bible never referred to the Americas? Hmmm......

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Proof God Does Not Exist Theodicy Argument

TGBaker on the Rational Readers Squad website has put together a logic proof for the non-existence of God. It is really good.

1) There is a possible world of only well-being (p).

2) A capable limitless good being (x) knowing of this world (p) would actualize (necessarily) it over possible worlds with evil and suffering (q).

3)x necessarily would not allow q

4)p-->; not q

5) It is possible that god is x

6)q -->; not p

7) Our world=q therefore not p

8)not p

9)not p--->;not x

10)not x

11)god= not x



Saturday, July 16, 2011

Friday, July 15, 2011

If It Looks Like A Man, Walks Like A Man


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.


Thursday, July 14, 2011

Outsider's Test of Faith


The presuppositionalist argues Scripture cannot be judged since it is the judge of all things. We are born in sin and God choose us and never the other way around. You have to be an insider. If he doesn't pick you too bad for you. You cannot understand. You mind is useless to understand.

We are all atheist, we just reject one more god than you do.

Examine your own faith with the same level of skepticism you use when examining the other faiths you reject

Wednesday, July 13, 2011