Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Monday, January 30, 2012

Blasphemy Is A Victimless Crime

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety
I'll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I'm a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes

Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy

I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
I'm a trouble making immature imp
I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I'll never be given wings and
I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings

Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?

Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My position hasn't been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest

Blasphemy, isn't this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Monday, January 23, 2012

Hijab Or Hell?

Islam is just as nuts as fundamental Christianity. A choice in regards to an article of clothing determines your eternal destination. The stupidity just hurts.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

An Atheist Beaten, Jailed and Now Being Erased

Alexander An, 31 years old, an Indonesian civil servant, was born a Muslim but on his facebook page he recently wrote "God does not exists". He was attacked and beaten by an angry mob in his home town of Pulau Punjung, a small island and remote. He has been arrested. He could face serious jail time for free thought. His facebook posts no longer appear. The religious are erasing him. For those of us in America who see the religious are demanding God and country....well, this is certainly a lesson. Religious history playing out in front of us with the good fortune of being able to know of this through the internet. Otherwise we would never have heard of Alexander An and his incredible bravery. Could I living in such a country speak up?

The Telegraph writes:

Under the Indonesian criminal code blasphemy is defined as publicly expressing feelings or taking some action that spreads hatred, abuse or taints a religion in a way it would cause someone to disbelieve any of the country's six official religions.

They don't care what imaginary god you believe in but just as long as you believe in one of the six. And they greatly fear you might cause someone to think. The religious certainly froth at the mouth. They resent atheists so deeply they contradict themselves. You will hear them shout "Freedom of religion is not freedom from religion" and in the next breath they say "Atheism is a religion". They sure like to have their cake and eat it too. Logic does not and cannot matter when you believe in something that there is no evidence for. We can simply and plainly say God does not exist. Certainly His followers demonstrate He has made the heart and brain for nothing. Love and thought have been shown the door. They are empty words on the mouth of the religious. Don't believe them.

Telegraph.Co.UK article

The Telegraph also writes:
The man told police investigators that if God really exists and has absolute power, why didn't he prevent bad things from happening in this world.
And with that the religious did bad things to him. Irony?

Friday, January 20, 2012

God Uses Thunder To Speak To Jim Bakker

How do they know it is Jehovah speaking and not Thor?
The look on Jim Bakker's face at the 2nd thunder is "mmmm...can make some money off this one".
How does he know the thunder is God's grief and not that it time for his lunch?

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Vote For Freedom On The Internet

There is a blackout in many parts of the Internet today and the same you will see here.

Vote For Freedom By Clicking Here

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Black On Gay a Crime

"Blacks would not be Christian if it were not for slavery"

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Will The Fetus Be Aborted?

If a woman sacrifices the fetus won't it go to heaven? How loving and giving, if you follow anti-abortion Christian thought. She sacrifices herself that her offspring might live eternally in the home up yonder.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Thank You Dr. Laura

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor to the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is on her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

You can double click on this for readability.

Dr. Laura before (and this is mild).
Dr. Laura after

Apparently always selling something.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Act Of God Please

Oh he is busy? Well, here is a old, stupid book that we argue over. See, it is proof that gullible people once lived so there must be a god who will burn you unless you do something called repenting, which we argue over what it means. But it is clearly only one way...we just don't agree on what way...but you are safe if you don't listen to those other Christians and do it our way...Well, we hope anyway...Have a nice day or burn in hell.

Monday, January 2, 2012

It Is Not Me, Its The Bible

This is one of the arguments I hate the most. Stop using the Bible for your prejudice and just come out with it already.