Facing Death For Tweets

May 20th - Draw Mohammad Day

DNA or Revelation

Dear Christian reader suppose for a moment you are a juror and the case is the crime of murder. The prosecution lays out the case against this man you have not met before happily. The case against him is that he broke into a house where he had never been before. The family and friends have testified to that. But in the kitchen as he was filling his bag with the stolen goods, the man of the house switches on the light and confronts him. The burglar is surprised thinking the house empty. They immediately go into a struggle. The burglar sees on the counter a knife block and is able to grab the largest knife. He plunges it into the man's chest who crumples to the floor as the blood slowly runs out around him. The burglar stands motionless for a second. The wife of the house comes into the kitchen and screams to the top of her voice. This awakens the now murderer who flees the scene.

In time the man is caught and brought to trial. You hear the evidence which now includes the murderer's DNA and fingerprints. The wife says on the stand it could be him but she only saw him for that split second and says her attention was more on her dying husband. She breaks down in tears and is excused.

The trial goes on for days with each side presenting their case. One evening your trusted Christian friend comes over and tells you he has had a vision from God, Jesus himself spoke. He told your friend that the man is not the murderer. You must vote not guilty when it comes to the decision. At this point you must be somewhat confused because this friend has never lied ever before and he has your confidence.

On the one hand you have overwhelming scientific evidence. On the other you have human witnesses. The wife unsure. Your Christian friend is very sure that God has revealed to him the man's innocence. Do you go with science or revelation?

If you go with revelation, do you think that it should be allowed in this court case or for that matter any court case? Should it have equal value to DNA or more?

Small Adjustments Over Time

Atheists Have No Morals?

Give Me That Old Time Skepticism

The World Of Religion

Ironic a carpenter was nailed to a wooden cross.

Jesus From Silent To Talkies

Why Fight Religion?

The First Rock And Roll Song

"Rocket 88" (originally written as Rocket "88") is a rhythm and blues song that was first recorded at Sam Phillips' recording studio in Memphis, Tennessee, on 3 March or 5 March 1951 (accounts differ). It has been claimed by Phillips and some music critics to be the "first rock and roll song".

A 61 year old song. Wow!

More Info Here

Atheism Is A Religion

We Love You God No Matter How You Abuse Us

God And Man's Free Will

What If Jesus Did His Miracles Today?

Would you believe?

My Big Toe Is Sinless

Stay til the end for a funny skit. Starts at 4:50. Cracked me up.

Do You Know What That Is Called?

Should We Question What We Were Taught

Difference Between Stalin And God

How To Become An Atheist

Australopithecus Sediba

Also
Ardiptihecus Ramidus - One of the earilest known Hominids

God - "The Shit I Get Away With - LOL"

God always gets a pass no matter how idiot is Word is or his behavior.

Christianity And Ignorance

Americans And Evolution

An Eye For An Eye & A Hand For Genitals

Deu 25:11-12

Karl On Noah's Ark

Faith Based Morality

Nature Is Proof Of A Loving God

Adam And Eve - Trying to Meet Other People

Atheist Aren't Pussies

Stripping away the internet and talking face to face changes things.

The Bible - A Collection Of Rumors

Scottttttttt

Mexico's Grand Warlock Makes 2012 Predictions

1. Obama will lose.
2. Hugo Chavez will not recover from cancer
3. Enrico Nieto will be Mexico's next president

His DISCLAIMER
He says these are not written in stone and can be changed with magic potions, prayers, positive thinking. Interesting Christians don't put in such a disclaimer on their predictions, but then they have the Bible to live up to.

Deu 18:21-22

You may say to yourselves, “How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?” If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him.

Attempting To Debate With Creationist

Commandments In Order For A Reason

Oldest Game - The Bible

Something God Cannot Do In Battle

Judges 1:19 - God's kryptonite - Iron
So build yourself a iron bunker and he cannot harm you.

My Distaste Has Turned Into Detest

NOFX

Praying Is A SINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Be Prepared to turn down the volume, but stick to the end for a good laugh.

Day Of Judgement Surprise

An Atheist Miracle

Blasphemy Is A Victimless Crime

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety
I'll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I'm a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes

Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy

I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
I'm a trouble making immature imp
I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I'll never be given wings and
I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings

Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?

Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My position hasn't been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest

Blasphemy, isn't this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore

God Is For Idiots

Let My People Grow

I Know The Truth About You

The Christian Fiction Show

Burning Of Witches In Kenya

Burning Witches In Kenya
Followers of the Bible doing what God commands.

Marry Your Rapist, The Bible Tells Me So

Hijab Or Hell?

Islam is just as nuts as fundamental Christianity. A choice in regards to an article of clothing determines your eternal destination. The stupidity just hurts.

Nigeria Millionaire Preachers

"Nigeria's Millionaire Preachers" with Seyi Rhodes from Sahara Reporters on Vimeo.

An Atheist Beaten, Jailed and Now Being Erased

Alexander An, 31 years old, an Indonesian civil servant, was born a Muslim but on his facebook page he recently wrote "God does not exists". He was attacked and beaten by an angry mob in his home town of Pulau Punjung, a small island and remote. He has been arrested. He could face serious jail time for free thought. His facebook posts no longer appear. The religious are erasing him. For those of us in America who see the religious are demanding God and country....well, this is certainly a lesson. Religious history playing out in front of us with the good fortune of being able to know of this through the internet. Otherwise we would never have heard of Alexander An and his incredible bravery. Could I living in such a country speak up?

The Telegraph writes:

Under the Indonesian criminal code blasphemy is defined as publicly expressing feelings or taking some action that spreads hatred, abuse or taints a religion in a way it would cause someone to disbelieve any of the country's six official religions.

They don't care what imaginary god you believe in but just as long as you believe in one of the six. And they greatly fear you might cause someone to think. The religious certainly froth at the mouth. They resent atheists so deeply they contradict themselves. You will hear them shout "Freedom of religion is not freedom from religion" and in the next breath they say "Atheism is a religion". They sure like to have their cake and eat it too. Logic does not and cannot matter when you believe in something that there is no evidence for. We can simply and plainly say God does not exist. Certainly His followers demonstrate He has made the heart and brain for nothing. Love and thought have been shown the door. They are empty words on the mouth of the religious. Don't believe them.



Telegraph.Co.UK article

The Telegraph also writes:

The man told police investigators that if God really exists and has absolute power, why didn't he prevent bad things from happening in this world.

And with that the religious did bad things to him. Irony?

God Uses Thunder To Speak To Jim Bakker

How do they know it is Jehovah speaking and not Thor?

The look on Jim Bakker's face at the 2nd thunder is "mmmm...can make some money off this one".

How does he know the thunder is God's grief and not that it time for his lunch?

Fables Greater Than The Holy Bible

Vote For Freedom On The Internet

There is a blackout in many parts of the Internet today and the same you will see here.



Vote For Freedom By Clicking Here

Black On Gay a Crime

"Blacks would not be Christian if it were not for slavery"

Christianity Is Slave Mentality

Original Good Samaritan Telling By Jesus

Satan Is Attacking Me Send Money Now

Jesus NEEDS MONEY.

A History Of Violence - A Decline

Religious People Say The Darnest Things

Will The Fetus Be Aborted?

If a woman sacrifices the fetus won't it go to heaven? How loving and giving, if you follow anti-abortion Christian thought. She sacrifices herself that her offspring might live eternally in the home up yonder.

Thank You Dr. Laura

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor to the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is on her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

You can double click on this for readability.

Dr. Laura before (and this is mild).

Dr. Laura after

Apparently always selling something.

A Christian Prayer

The Ghost Of Darwin Past

The God Of a Psychopath

Homeless To Wealthy In A Jeebus Moment

A Missing Bible Page Has Just Been Found

Act Of God Please

Oh he is busy? Well, here is a old, stupid book that we argue over. See, it is proof that gullible people once lived so there must be a god who will burn you unless you do something called repenting, which we argue over what it means. But it is clearly only one way...we just don't agree on what way...but you are safe if you don't listen to those other Christians and do it our way...Well, we hope anyway...Have a nice day or burn in hell.

Biblical Morality Flowchart - Rape

It Is Not Me, Its The Bible

This is one of the arguments I hate the most. Stop using the Bible for your prejudice and just come out with it already.

The Value Of An Atheist Soldier

Happy Christmas For The New Year

I Agree....Wait...What?

A Very Special Boy Was Born Dec 25th

Irony In Heaven

Christmas Has Nothing To Do With Christ

Christians who are hung up on Christmas, get over yourselves.

Two Imaginary Friends Console Each Other

Yes, Santa, I don't know why rational people don't believe in us.

Baby Jesus - What Was I Thinking?

Christmas Songs The Words Are Dodgy

I really like Christmas

It's sentimental I know

But I just really like it

I am hardly religious

I’d rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu

To be honest

And yes I have all of the usual objections to consumerism

The commercialisation of ancient religions

And the westernisation of a dead Palestinian

Press-ganged into selling Playstations and beer

But I still really like it

I'm looking forward to Christmas

Though I'm not expecting

A visit from Jesus

I'll be seeing my dad

My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum

They'll be drinking white wine in the sun

I'll be seeing my dad

My sisters and brother, my gran and my mum

They'll be drinking white wine in the sun

I don't go for ancient wisdom

I dont believe just cos ideas are tenacious

It means they are worthy

I'm ambivalent to churches

Some of the hymns that they sing have nice chords

Though the lyrics are dodgy

And yes I have all of the usual objections to miseducation

Of children forced into a cult institution and taught to externalise blame

And to feel ashamed and to judge things as plain right or wrong

But I quite like the songs

I really like London

Though Christmas is not quite as white as I’d hoped

It’s kind of European

I'm not expecting great presents

Ye olde combination of socks, jocks and chocolate

Is just fine by me

Cos I’ll be seeing my dad

My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum

They'll be drinking white wine in the sun

I'll be seeing my dad

My sisters and brother, my gran and my mum

They'll be drinking white wine in the sun

And you my baby girl

My jetlagged infant daughter

You'll be handed round the room

Like a puppy at a petting zoo

And you’re too young to know

But you will learn one day

That wherever you are and whatever you face

These are the people

Who'll make you feel safe in the world

My sweet blue-eyed girl

And if my baby girl

When you're twenty one or thirty one

And Christmas comes around

And you find yourself 9000 miles from home

You’ll know whatever comes

Your brothers and sisters and me and your mum.

Will be waiting for you in the sun

Girl when Christmas comes

Your brothers and sisters

Your aunts and your uncles

Your grandparents, cousins

And me and your mum.

Will be drinking white wine in the sun

Waiting for you in the sun

Drinking white wine in the sun

Waiting for you

I really like Christmas

It’s sentimental I know

White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin

Santa Claus For Adults

Evidence For The Historical Jesus

Happy Christmas Ditto

The Buildup To The Jesus Myth

Christian Fear For Public Schools - 1871

Christians, especially in America, have a very long history of being afraid. Fear of the dark and fear of each other. Religion shows it always will turn on itself if no other shiny objects are nearby.

Santa On A Cross

War On Christmas

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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What the Bible says about Christmas Trees

Jeremiah 10:1-4

Hear what the Lord says to you, O house of Israel.
This is what the Lord says:

Do not learn the ways of the nations
or be terrified by signs in the sky,
though the nations are terrified by them.

For the customs of the peoples are worthless;
they cut a tree out of the forest,
and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel.

They adorn it with silver and gold;
they fasten it with hammer and nails
so it will not totter.

Rest In Peace

Such a brilliant man. He will be sorely missed but his contribution to rational thought lives on.

Create Man With Foreskin

Rick Perry's Jesus

Darwin PWNED

Who Created God?

Across The Universe

The 10 Commandments - No One Cares

Boy, Have I Been There

If I Were A Motorcycle There Would Be No Sin

You need to get past the first 25 seconds to hear a really cool song. I could find another straight copy. The song is by Serena Ryder born December 8, 1982. She has quite a soulful voice for a young person.

The Jesus Stag Night Club

Idiot Christians. I would never had heard of this song if they hadn't bitched. They don't learn. Well, you can't blame them since they are not fond of education, especially anything written after 2000 years ago.

ABC News

When you sing about Jesus getting drunk and passing out, you’re going to outrage a few people. Or a lot, if you’re Johnny Depp.

Depp and the band Babybird released a controversial new song in time for Christmas: “Jesus Stag Night Club.” In it, a Jim Morrison-sounding singer croons about a group of teenagers who hire a Jesus doppelganger to organize a bachelor party. By the end of the song, we learn that the doppelganger is actually the real deal and the son of God is absolutely blitzed and/or dead.

Key lyrics include: “Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady/ Bloody thorns round his ear like he was a crazy/ He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine/ Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine.”

And: “Saw a man lying on the floor beaten up/ He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow M coffee cup/ I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up/ But when I turned around I could see it was Jesus.”

Jesus’ fans are not happy. Focus on the Family condemned the song to the U.K. paper The Daily Star; the Christian Coalition said Depp and his band mates “will burn in hell for this filth.” Neither group responded to ABCNews.com’s requests for comment.

Nor did Depp’s publicist. To be fair, it might take a while to craft a response to the declaration that your client will burn in hell.

ABC News article

Minister by Floater

Good morning, children!
How nice to see you again.
I hope your ready for your lesson today.
To build your spirits will help:
We'll start erasing the self.
Suppress those tiny devils
boiling in your bone.

Your whole life,
You've been softly fading.
Once you were strong,
but now degrading,
and searching for a light to lead the way.

That's me...
I'm a holy spastic.
I'll make you feel
you're made of blood,
in a world that's plastic.

Take my hand,
'cause only I can show you the way...

And all the way

the sinister minister's grinning.
What have I got to offer?
What have you got to lose?
In your alcohol haze...
in the softest grace.
When you could be mine,
and even God needs lambs.
And I am the shepherd...

I am the shepherd.

I hate to see you cry.
And I hate to see you cry.
I hate to see you cry.

I hate it.

And what do you want to suffer?
What are you trying to prove?
In your sick little phase...
you got your hands up raised.
And you could be clean.
And you know I need lambs
and I am the shepherd...

you know I'm the shepard.

I hate to see you cry.
I hate to see you cry.
Bleach that soiled life
and take your place in line, yeah...

You know your whole life
you've been softly fading.
Once you were strong,
but now you're degrading
and searching for a little light to lead the way.

Well that's me.
I'm a holy spastic.
I'll make you feel
you're made of blood
in a world that is plastic.

Take my hand,
'cause only I can show you the way.

And now you know all the way...

that I will be grinning

God Hates F****

Women...Shut Up !!!!

The Bible tells me women should know their place.

1 Timothy 2:11-15

A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

Eve isn't bright, eh. She was deceived. Oh poor little girl you need a big strong man to take care of you. You ain't as smart as we is. We knowingly do stupid sh*t. What a BS game the authors of the bible play.

Here is some more Bible-think

Reasons Why People Cling To Religion

• Christopher Hitchens says "As long as people are afraid of death, the dark and each other there will be religion"
• It is the way you are brought up that keeps it going. Train a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it (Proverbs 22:6). It certainly is true in my family. My grandmother became an SDA and pretty much everyone got in line or got drunk or crazy. Why don't Christians pop up ex nihilo in countries where they are in a minority? Why didn't I just suddenly become Jainist without every having heard of it? This certainly makes you wonder about the existence of a god. Why don't we just believe immediately and in detail? Everyone is born an atheist. We have to be taught about the "existence" of Jesus, Moses and Paul. This is why education is very important. Scientist are overwhelming atheist compared to non-scientist.
• Religion is a great way to control the crowds. "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Lucius Annaeus Seneca. It is not for nothing the Republicans (i.e. the rich's base) are all God & Country.
• We are social creatures. Some people like to flock together with others and you can tell because they have lots of church socials and whatnot.
• Religion is the opium of the masses - Karl Marx. Not in that in dulls their response to life, but it associates real suffering in life to religious suffering. It muddies the water. I now would associate any pain in life to a cosmic struggle of good & evil, where Jesus is battling for me and Satan is trying to drag me to hell. My ego takes on grandiosity. When all I really need to do is just accept this simple pain as it is.

The Ultimate Jesus

Religion And Women - Still today?

Some say the Bible and monotheist religions honor women. But then again they say God is good. Hard to be believe in this day and age in Israel, the orthodox don't want women to speak, sing or even be seen. It is hard to believe that women want anything to do with the these religions. They must be terrified and for some not even know it. Note the stamp added to the picture by the vandals showing a symbol of a woman with a circle cross through on her and frankly covering her pelvis. Got misogyny?

From the Guardian:

Jerusalem's secular mayor, Nir Barkat, has pitted himself against the city's swelling ranks of ultra-orthodox extremists by demanding that local police enable women to reclaim their position in the public domain.

Over recent months, women's faces have disappeared from billboards across the city amid mounting pressure applied by the powerful ultra-orthodox lobby, who find the female image offensive.

Several advertisers have erased female models from their posters in Jerusalem. Elsewhere in Israel, the winter campaign of Israeli clothing brand Honigman features a model cosily dressed in winter knits. In the capital, the woman's head has been removed from the image, leaving just her arm and a handbag.

Companies that do not fall in line with the standards of the extreme ultra-orthodox have frequently fallen victim to direct action. Across Jerusalem, female figures have been blacked out of billboards with spray-paint, or vandalised with graffiti branding the image "illegal". Other posters are simply torn down.

On Sunday, Barkat wrote a letter to district police commander Niso Shaham in which he said: "We must make sure that those who want to advertise [with] women's images in the city can do so without fear of vandalism and defacement of billboards or buses showing women."

Police have confirmed an increase in vandalism on the borders of Jerusalem's closed ultra-orthodox neighbourhoods. Spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said police would be stepping up patrols to prevent further acts of hooliganism and ensure it is investigated.

Rosenfeld added that despite being pelted with stones, police officers made several arrests in the orthodox Meah Shearim neighbourhood last week.

But activists claim the battle over Jerusalem's billboards is only one manifestation of an alarming trend towards gender segregation across Israel driven by the religious right.

Activist Hila Benyovich-Hoffman was spurred to take action by reports that nine male cadets in the Israeli Defence Force had walked out of an army event in September because women were singing. Four were expelled from an officer's training course for refusing to apologise.

"This was the final straw for me, that these cadets could humiliate female soldiers because some rabbi has told them that a woman's voice is indecent. The army used to be a source of pride because women served alongside men as equals. But more and more, rabbis are influencing army behaviour," Benyovich-Hoffman said.

She organised a series of demonstrations last Friday in which hundreds of women gathered for "singalongs" in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Haifa and Beersheva to demand their right to a public presence. She says much more needs to be done.

It is not just secular Israelis that have been moved to protest. Members of the Haredi ultra-orthodox community themselves are reporting a rise in assaults on women. One orthodox website reported this week that three orthodox girls had been physically attacked in Jerusalem for dressing immodestly.

The Israeli Religious Action Centre (IRAC) was founded more than a decade ago to take on the fight against gender segregation, which is illegal in Israel. They receive around four calls a day from mostly orthodox Jewish women complaining of segregation in medical centres, on pavements, in post offices, graveyards and, most often, on buses. The centre estimates that daily, between 500 and 600 bus journeys in Israel are segregated.

"I feel like a fire fighter – this issue spreads and spirals like a fire," saids the IRAC's director Anat Hofman. "But the fact that our case load is increasing is a good thing – it means more people are sensitive to the problem and are prepared to stand up against it."

Jerusalem's deputy mayor, Naomi Tsur, admits the situation is "deplorable" but also says that women's rights have never had a better chance of flourishing in Jerusalem. For decades until November 2008, under the leadership of an orthodox mayor, billboards featuring women simply weren't allowed in the city.

Tsur said: "We are talking about a very extreme group of people who don't recognise the authority of the city, the police, the government or the high court. It is critically important that we don't let this minority dominate."

Guardian Article