Science Does What God Cannot

Pray The Sick Away

Isn't living in modern times wonderful?

James 5:14-15

Is any one of you sick? He should call the elders of the church to pray over him and anoint him with oil in the name of the Lord. And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise him up.

Sounds like voodoo don't it? Just chant a prayer and the guy is no longer sick. Judaism and Christian roots are in pagan religions where they chant things they wanted and offered blood sacrifices to their god. These religions just cleaned up the fairy tale a tad, not much.

Isn't more rational to put your hands together and wash them? More have been saved doing that.

Anything But An Atheist

Your Faith Shall Save You

The sick thing about Christianity is it says people are evil to the core. You must hate yourself to be saved. Your behavior does not count, only believing in Jesus and hating the sinner that you are. Meh.

Luke 14:25-27

Large crowds were traveling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: “If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.

What Is A Soul?

Stalin And God

You know how annoying Christians are saying Stalin & Hitler were atheist. Here is an excellent turn to that argument. You know it is important to keep your eyes on God, that really is the point anyway.

God's Recipe When Creating Earth

Teach Creationism In Science Class Now!

Hey it is only fair!

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Santorum
The Science and Evolution movement have had too much say in public schools for too long. It's time to introduce discussion of creation theories along side them and let the students decide for themselves!

Muslim
We agree finally we can teach creation based on the word of the prophet Muhammad and of Allah!

Hindu
We can also finally teach students about reincarnation and Vishnu!

Wiccam
But you're not all based in the U.S.! We should tach evolution but explain how magic is universally involved!

Judaism
If you're gonna teach Genesis in public school, you must also teach book of the law.

Santorum
Yeah, no, weh have no plans to include your fake religious theories. We're a christian nation. There's no room for your beliefs here!

Dusting Off Religious Republicans

Dusty can be loud and will say variances of the word fuck and those are only two reasons we like him.

World Smallest Car

Bible Says "Women Shut Your Mouth"

Welcome

We love you

We hate you

We love you

We want you

We need you

We wish we were like you

They say you're a saint

You're a whore

You're a sinner

That he had you

He made you

He can't live without you

Would you confess if we asked

That you nurture the urge

To declare that it’s time

To settle down

With a man of your own

You want a baby

A family

A piece of security

Shut your mouth

Try not to panic

Just shut your mouth

If you can do it

Shut your mouth

Try not to panic

Just shut your mouth

If you can do it

Just shut your mouth

What's your opinion of the dire situation

In our land here

Our guest here

Of course you'll be nice here

How do you feel about God and religion

Are you good people

Bad people

Guess it doesn't matter people

Your place

My place

Make her bring that famous face

You got some

You want some

You wanna let me get you some

We know your music but of course we'd never buy it

It’s too fake man

Right man!

(We don't give a fucking damn)

Shut your mouth

Try not to panic

Just shut your mouth

If you can do it

Shut your mouth

Try not to panic

Just shut your mouth

If you can do it

I hear you say it

Play it smart girl

Win the game love

Give’em what they want

What they want to see and you could be a big star

You could go far

Make a landmark

What have you been reading you smart girl?

Win the game love

Give’em what they want

What they want to see and you could be a big star

You could go far

Make a landmark

Make a shitload

And the world spins by

With everybody moaning

Pissing, bitching and everyone is shitting

On their friends

On their love

On their oaths

On their honor

On their graves

On their mouths

And their words say nothing

Shut your mouth

Try not to panic

Just shut your mouth

If you can do it

Shut your mouth

Try not to panic

Just shut your mouth

If you can do it

Just shut your mouth

I wanted to say something

Oh shut your mouth

I wanted to say something

Just shut your mouth

I wanted to say something

Oh shut your mouth

I wanted to be something

Just shut your mouth

Questions For Christians

God Will Not Give You More Than You Can Handle

Don't Cheapen Life With Religion

The Truth About Islam

E Pluribus Unum

E pluribus unum

Latin for "Out of many, one"—is a phrase on the Seal of the United States, along with Annuit cœptis and Novus ordo seclorum, and adopted by an Act of Congress in 1782. Never codified by law, E pluribus unum was considered a de facto motto of the United States until 1956 when the United States Congress passed an act (H.J. Resolution 396), adopting "In God We Trust" as the official motto.

In God We Trust has appeared sporadically on U.S. coins since 1864 and on paper currency since 1957. How did we survive the 100 years before? Why didn't Washington and Adams insist on making that our motto instead? Maybe lot of Unitarian, Episcopal and Deists saw the mess that Christianity did to Europe? Maybe fundamentalist was viewed as simply wrong.

The Right is re-"righting" history since 1956. We were in no sense a Christian nation per the Treaty Of Tripoli. We were secular allowing for all beliefs, even atheism. We were united in spite of and also because of our differences. That is what our forefathers created and guess who is trying hard to take that away. They love themselves some more Dark Ages.

A Christian Loses Faith

Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

Is There Proof Jesus Was Resurrected?

What Follows Belief

Seven Days Without Prayer

Prayer is for continuing to delude yourself. Makes you strong in believing in an imaginary sky daddy. "Lord, I believe, help thou my unbelief". If you have to keep deluding yourself doesn't that tell you this is simple bullshit?

Have you guilted yourself today because you have disbelief? Jesus is annoyed at you for not believing in him and frankly he is tired of you. I think that qualifies him as a petty god.

Mark 9:14-31

When they came to the other disciples, they saw a large crowd around them and the teachers of the law arguing with them. As soon as all the people saw Jesus, they were overwhelmed with wonder and ran to greet him.

“What are you arguing with them about?” he asked.

A man in the crowd answered, “Teacher, I brought you my son, who is possessed by a spirit that has robbed him of speech. Whenever it seizes him, it throws him to the ground. He foams at the mouth, gnashes his teeth and becomes rigid. I asked your disciples to drive out the spirit, but they could not.”

“O unbelieving generation,” Jesus replied, “how long shall I stay with you? How long shall I put up with you? Bring the boy to me.”

So they brought him. When the spirit saw Jesus, it immediately threw the boy into a convulsion. He fell to the ground and rolled around, foaming at the mouth.

Jesus asked the boy’s father, “How long has he been like this?”

“From childhood,” he answered. “It has often thrown him into fire or water to kill him. But if you can do anything, take pity on us and help us.”

“‘If you can’?” said Jesus. “Everything is possible for him who believes.”

Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, “I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!”

When Jesus saw that a crowd was running to the scene, he rebuked the evil spirit. “You deaf and mute spirit,” he said, “I command you, come out of him and never enter him again.”

The spirit shrieked, convulsed him violently and came out. The boy looked so much like a corpse that many said, “He’s dead.” But Jesus took him by the hand and lifted him to his feet, and he stood up.

After Jesus had gone indoors, his disciples asked him privately, “Why couldn’t we drive it out?”

He replied, “This kind can come out only by prayer.”

Money For Nothing

Christianity Eviscerated

Christopher (miss him) cuts to the chase and cuts to the core problem of Christianity.

10 commandments are only really 3

George Carlin got them down to two.

A History Of God - Part 2

A History Of God - Part 1