God is all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, all-wise, but he NEEDS money - George Carlin
The evidence for God is only the shadow cast by those who must believe in magic and want to control others He sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself then burned nearly all of those he did it for. Imagine No Religion
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Cause Found For Pedophile Priests
Monday, May 30, 2011
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Harold Camping - So Predictable
"I can tell you personally," Camping told his listeners, and a collection of journalists live in the studio, "that when May 21 came and went it was a very difficult time for me." He spent Saturday night in a hotel, avoiding the press and praying. But "the light dawned" when he read a quote from his friend Gabriel Otero, who told "local newsmedia" that, back on September 7, 1994, the last time Camping predicted the end of the world, Godhad returned "in a mystical way." And, in reading Otero's words, Camping realized that he had been "looking at the Bible too earthly... when the Bible is a very spiritual book." Which led him to conclude:
We were convinced that on May 21, God would return in a very physical way by bringing in an earthquake and ushering the final five months of judgement. When we look at it spiritually, we find that he did come.
See, the rapture did happen, it just didn't happen in a "visible" way. He was totally right the whole time! The world is still in the process of ending. "We have not made a mistake insofar as the timeline," Camping said. It's just that judgement day was "spiritual," not "physical." And, in light of this, the promotional campaign is over:
We're not going to pass out any more tracts. We're not going to put up any more billboards — in fact they're coming down right now... The world has been warned. The world is under judgment... We're just learning we have to look at all of this more spiritual [sic]. But it won't be spiritual on October 21.
Harold Camping - I Got To Think It Out
Ah, the bravado knowing the mind of God. Camping needs a day to figure out some bullshit to cover the bullshit he has been espousing for months. Why does he have to "think it out"? If the bible says it, it has to be true. That is what he was saying before.
But it is pretty predictable what he will come out with. He is not the first nor the last. Well, hell, he did this before in 1994, so it isn't his first or last. He will point out "You know even the disciples of Jesus got it wrong about Jesus first mission until suddenly there was an new revelation". In other words he will just made up something new. The bible is so contradictory it is an easy task and with a few hundred gullible believers it is a piece of cake.
During the time of Jesus the Jews thought that a Moses type would arise and throw off the Roman rule and establish the Jews as the new world order. This Jesus (or collection of Jesus') seemed to be the man for the job. But then he got crucified. So they needed a day or two to think it out. That's when the disciples came up with the lamb of god shit, the blood of Jesus was required to cover the time they lied to their mom about being out late and getting drunk. But wait, what they said before was also true. Jesus was going to come back and throw off Roman rule and establish a new world order so they were not lying then either. They just got the timing wrong. The lying skills they developed growing up they have mastered as adults. Religion is the greatest bullshit story ever told. It keeps changing but it is always the same.
The End Of The World Website has a new facelift. Oh look honey we can still donate even though our credit cards are maxed out from paying for end of the world billboards. Jesus Needs Money.
Great comments can be read here Doomsday Prophet Followers Flabbergasted.
Cheer up Harold, we all make mistakes, it is not like it is the end of the world.
Camping is non-denominational, although he has expressed a preference for $50s and $100s.
A sucker is born AGAIN every minute, what a friend they have in je$u$!
Did the guy who maxed out his credit cards stop and think that if he was never planning on paying off his debt he was in fact stealing from people? Well I for one am extremely surprised that a thief like him was not welcomed into heaven as a true believer!
Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
105 Ways To Promote Science And Skepticism
EDIT I fixed the link so you should be able to get to the document now 5/22 2pm
Saturday, May 21, 2011
I Think We Are Alone Now
Friday, May 20, 2011
Draw MO day 2011
World Ends Tomorrow - Are You Right With God?
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Rod Serling Nailed It
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Christians See The Future
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Rapture: Atheist and Believers Find Common Ground
He's Got The Answers To Ease My Curiosity
Monday, May 16, 2011
Faith Is The Denial Of Observation
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Jesus Is Whacked For You
Friday, May 13, 2011
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Evolution happens even within a human lifetime
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
When Churches Ruled
Monday, May 9, 2011
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Friday, May 6, 2011
Save The Children by Teaching Them Evolution
Thursday, May 5, 2011
National Day Of Prayer or Cinco De Mayo
National Day of Prayer is coming on May 5th, but we should pray to our Lord every single day. This video dramatically shows what the world would be like if we stopped praying. Let's never stop and never give up.After seeing the video with its ominous music for affect, I think it will be just a cloudy, rainy day if we don't pray. Not too bad. We do need rain as everyone says. But what is it with this God? Is he the stereotypical Jewish mother? What? You don't call your mother? You will hear about it forever, all this bitching and moaning. What is it with this God who is all powerful, all knowing, all loving who gets petty and annoyed that we don't pray to him? Wouldn't he just be happy if we were happy enjoying each others company and a corona? Instead of staring down at us arms folded he should just join in and have some fun with us. Such a party-pooper. Dude, lighten up.
Happy Cinco De Mayo for those who care to join in.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Which Is More Likely?
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Pat Robertson Predicts 2013
Monday, May 2, 2011
Obama 1 Osama 0
USA...USA...USA
This president knows how to place one clean shot instead of spending billions and miss the mark. A great demonstration of working with the world instead of being the lone cowboy.